Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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