Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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