How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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