May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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