I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
