in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
