I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
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Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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