people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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