I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Mom said you looked used
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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