I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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