My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize
