that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
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How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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