so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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