i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
sex in a hospital.. check
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
