We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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