Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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