this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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