my sisters under your porch take her home
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
