Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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