For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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