Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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