Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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