That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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