The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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