doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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