I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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