Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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