haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Just puked most of my soul out..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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