Pappa wants mamma naked
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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