He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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