idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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