We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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