He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
