One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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