ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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