why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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