she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
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