Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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