Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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