Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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