I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Randomize
