I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
