I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name