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  I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned

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• (916): View more from California

  OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads

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• (972): View more from Texas

  You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"

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• (518): View more from New York

  It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We are hot boxing the gondola

  (607): View more from New York

  I hate everything.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.

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