so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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