im gay
i know
yea but for you.
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And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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