before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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