Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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