Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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