Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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