This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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