haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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