He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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