we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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