I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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