Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I think i peed on brittanys purse
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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