I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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