like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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