I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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